JoBro Can Expect Swift Retribution

Maybe Joe Jonas should have been a bit more sensitive than to break up with multi-platinum country singer songwriter Taylor Swift over the phone. The 18-year-old songstress lamented on her blog that she was “sitting in my kitchen…eating Cool Whip. And trying to think of things to do with my free time. Other than talking to my cat and making playlists of sad songs.” But don’t expect this hot blonde babe to be lonely too long. She doesn’t get mad—she gets even. She skewered a past beau in “Should’ve Said No” from her debut album so it’s unlikely Joe will get off easy. I’m expecting a done-her-wrong song that will make Miley’s “7 Things” look like a tender love ballad. When will these JoBros learn not to dump teen singing stars who enjoy taking their pain to the bank?