Pete Picks & Pumps

Pictures like this are funny. Not because it looks like we caught Pete Wentz picking his nose while pumping gas. Rather, they’re funny because I have to explain that Pete isn’t really picking his nose but actually starving for attention. You see, Pete’s knocked up Ashlee Simpson, another attention starved celeb who’s using her pregnancy to promote her new album and we all know she’s the daughter of one of the biggest pimps out there, Joe Simpson. Joe would sell out his daughters private lives for a buck… oh wait, he already did, didn’t he? Anyway, we’re big believers in karma here at JFX so we tend to ignore stories on celebs we can’t stand rather than hating on them, if possible. Can you believe that? An entertainment news outlet not pointing the spotlight on an attention starved celebrity? I wonder how soon we’d see Heidi and Spencer go away if the news outlets who hated them stopped putting up staged stories and pictures of them. Be that as it may, in the case of these nose picking pictures, I think I’m doing karma a favor here by posting them.

And I understand the irony of a scum bucket pap like myself believing in karma, which is why I teach Sunday school and attend Church twice a week. I’ve got to try and level the playing field some how.