Posts Tagged ‘Audrina Patridge’
Audrina’s Tat Fiction?
Friday, March 28th, 2008
What do we have here? Audrina Patridge of The Hills and nekkid photos fame is getting herself a nice little tattoo? Really? Well, our photogs found Ms. Audrina and her sister going to the Black Wave tattoo shop in West Hollywood yesterday. And no, the guy below is not her sister, if you were somehow wondering that. Anyway, apparently Audri got a Chinese-lettered tattoo on her arm. And I just read on www.wwtdd.com that the tattoo actually reads ‘rice fried with pork oil’ or something to that effect. If that made you scratch your head, then I guess you’d be one of the folks who’d totally find this amusing when you watch it on Pop Fiction. Okay, I’m not sure this is another one of Ashton Kutcher’s oh-so-funny gags, but it does stink a bit (a lot) like it is. But who knows, I could be wrong, though I doubt the last thing Aud wants on her arm is anything about pork. I have more pics of Audrina and her tattoo adventure below. Check them out.

The Hills Are Alive Today!
Monday, March 24th, 2008
Just in case it hasn’t been bombarded into you the last few weeks on MTV, The Hills will have all new episodes starting tonight. Unfortunately, the first episode is not going to address anything about Audrina’s nude photos or Lauren’s lackluster first fashion show, but I’m sure it’ll be juicy anyway! Check your local listings!
More Hills Workout
Friday, March 21st, 2008
Hey, you never know when you’ll have to do a topless schoolgirl photo shoot, so Audrina made sure she made it to the gym today. I kid, I kid. But Audrina Patridge and roommate Lauren Conrad were spotted today at their Hollywood Hills home arriving from a workout. Yes, these girls work out a lot, as you can tell just with today’s posts. The Hills is coming back with new episodes starting Monday, so fans and undercover viewers alike can bask in all the drama. And I’m sure there will drama up the ying this season, and hopefully new boy toys. Justin Bobby was amusing, but we’re getting tired of Brody. Anyway, I have more pics of Audrina below for your perusal. Check them out.

Yes, Audrina Went Naked
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
Her hills are definitely alive and well, and they looked pretty darn good, too. Audrina Patridge is the latest casualty of the internet finding out about her old nude photo shoot. I bet when all that drama about Lauren’s supposed sex tape came out, Audrina was just waiting for someone to say something about these suckers. Here’s the deal. Audrina has always wanted to be a model, so she took some photos right out of high school…naked. The photos were supposedly taken to get into Playboy, but the bunny mag turned her down. Hmm, I bet they’d like to take her up on her offer now. And if they do, would she even say yes? I doubt it with The Hills doing so well and all. She said she was young and didn’t know how to protect herself when those were taken. See, when you’re 18 and want to be a model, these are some of the situations you can get youself into! No harm done, Audrina. If anything, at least you got more internet hits today. If you want to check out the nudie pics, go to www.wwtdd.com.
The Hills Are Alive
Saturday, March 15th, 2008
With the sound of ka-ching. Oh, the cheesiness of it all! Well, Ms. Audrina Patridge, aka Lauren Conrad’s shadow, was found drawing some cash from her local ATM. Just give us the password, Audrina. Actually, give us Lauren’s, because I know how much she charges for her “high fashion”. I wonder if Audrina ever thought she’d be a reality TV star. Our friendly neighborhood Wikipedia states that she did want to be an actress and model when she was a little girl. I guess this is the next best thing. If you’re an Audrina fan, I have more pics of the reality chick below for your amusement. Have at them.


















