Posts Tagged ‘Barron Hilton’
Paris’ Baby Bro Has Delusions Of Talent
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
Just what we need —another trust fund brat who thinks he has talent. The only personal appearances Barron Hilton has made have been in court, but Paris’s little brother thinks he has what it takes to be an international superstar.
Page Six quotes the 19-year-old rich kid as bragging, “I want to be an international singer-songwriter.” Hilton, who is not signed with any label, continued, “I’m sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many [bleeps] I was sleeping with. I’m done with partying and traveling. It’s time to get this [bleep] started.”
Get what started? A new addiction? Another legal mess for his parents to buy him out of? He’s already planning to use that last refuge of the no-talent—a reality show. “It’s gonna be like ‘The Hills,’ but real. A lot of that stuff is pre-setup or re-setup. This is gonna show the meetings, the production side, the recording side . . . I just want people to say, ‘Wow, this song really moved me, or made me cry.’”
More likely, it will make us laugh our butts off at how out-of-touch with the real world these spoiled brats really are.
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Paris’ Baby Bro Gets Sued
Thursday, February 5th, 2009
It’s a good thing his folks are rich. Paris Hilton’s little brother Barron is being sued by some dude he hit last year while he was drunk at 8:30 in the morning. I’ve always wondered about people who are that drunk before noon. Do you get up early to do it or just stay up drinking all night and morning?
An inebriated Barron drove his Mercedes Benz the wrong way on Pacific Coast Highway, entered a 76 gas station, began driving in circles and hit attendant Fernando Mendoza Tellez. Hilton was photographed looking like a fool as he left jail to be picked up by mommy and daddy following his arrest.
I’m sure they’ll pay to settle this one just like they did for his DUI. Wonder if his folks have ever figured out where they went wrong?
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Barron Hilton Is Out… Finally.
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
After spending almost the entire day in jail after an early morning DUI arrest in Malibu, Paris Hilton’s little brother Barron was bailed out of the Lost Hills Sheriff Station by his friends. It was reported earlier that Paris herself refused to bail her little brother out and we’re assuming that went for the rest of the family as well. I guess all you male heirs and celebrities out there should take a lesson, you won’t be getting any special treatment in Malibu. Barron did his best to keep his face under wraps even as he was being driven out with a police escort.
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All In The Family
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
This is actually a super old picture of Paris Hilton and her brother, but I thought it was cute. It shows how innocent both of them look just a few years ago. Anyway, you’ve probably heard by now that Paris’ 18-year old brother, Barron, was just arrested this morning for DUI. Following in his big sister’s footsteps, the younger Hilton heir blew a .14 blood alcohol reading. Barron was arrested while driving a black Mercedes on PCH in Malibu. Kathy Hilton must be so proud. Here’s the thing, Barron got arrested at 8:04 am, meaning he was drunk this morning. Okay, I know how someone could be drunk at 8 in the morning because we’ve all been there, but goodness gracious. Don’t these rich kids have a driver on call? Just sayin’. This is what’s going to happen to him. He’ll post bail, go to court, will probably get a record deal, and will have to do community service. That just seems to be the trend these days.
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