Posts Tagged ‘Brooke Hogan’
Brooke’s Boozy Blunder
Monday, November 16th, 2009
No wonder Hulk Hogan is so stressed out. His ex-wife is dating a guy who’s too young to drink, he had to spring for the divorce, son Nick has done time for a drunk driving accident that crippled his best friend, and how daughter Brooke is hitting the bottle, big time. The failed singer raised eyebrows when she crawled onto a stage in Chicago over the weekend.
E! reports that Brooke showed up at the Enclave nightclub around two a.m. “in an utter state of hot drunkenness” and proceeded to struggle through a performance that mostly consisted of undecipherable lyrics and clumsy dance moves. Maybe it’s time to send Brooke off to rehab before she has the chance to repeat her baby bro’s mistakes.
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Linda Blames Hulk’s Affair For Divorce
Thursday, November 6th, 2008
The always-classy Linda Hogan has hired a new mouthpiece and he’s dragging out more details about her pending divorce from Hulk. Publicist du jour Gary Smith told E!:
“When Linda discovered Hulk had the last of many affairs with Brooke’s best friend, Christiane Plante, she made the decision to call quits on the marriage. Hulk Hogan is saying anything he can conjure up to make Linda look bad in the media.”
Like she really needs help to look bad.
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Brooke Plans To Spoil Jailbird Baby Brother
Monday, October 20th, 2008
The always vacant Brooke Hogan blathered on her MySpace blog today about how she can’t wait for baby bro Nick to get out of the Florida slammer after doing 166 days for reckless driving. She says she looks forward to to fawning over him and cooking his favorite dishes. He gets a measly six months for ruining his best friend’s life and she thinks he needs to be spoiled? Isn’t he spoiled enough already? Oh, Brooke also “knows” that John Graziano, the victim of her brother’s crime, will “walk out of that hospital and things will be OK again.” What part of “vegetative state” doesn’t she understand?
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Just Call Her Brooke Coulter
Thursday, August 14th, 2008
We all know that Brooke Hogan probably won’t be voting this November, but does she really have to continue talking about it? Brooke to her MySpace blog again recently and had some interesting comments about the art of casting a vote: “Only 54 percent of eligible American voters cast their ballots!!!!!! Half of them are only voting cause its ‘cool’ to vote for so and so…they aren’t even up to date on information,” she wrote. “I’M personally not up to date on the facts, so I don’t wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said ‘yaaaay go vote cause its cool and hott!!!!’ …SHE WASN’T EVEN REGISTERED.” Point well taken about Paris not being registered when she was promoting Rock The Vote four years ago, but come on. If Brooke doesn’t plan on voting, then shouldn’t she just keep that to herself? And where is her PR person? And why isn’t she going to college – she desperately needs an education! Actually, she probably just desperately needs a big hug with all the drama going on in her family life. The anger is showing, Brooke. You might want to consider therapy.
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Brooke Posing For Playboy?
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Is the Hulkster’s only daughter going to be gracing the pages of Playboy soon? Well, according to Britain’s The Sun newspaper, the reality-TV star/sometime singer has been approached by Hugh Hefner’s adult mag. Brooke currently stars in her own VH-1 reality show, Brooke Knows Best, a spin-off from the reality program she starred in with her family. According to a VH-1 insider, Playboy is very interested in getting Brooke in the magazine. “Playboy has asked her to consider doing the cover, or at least a photo shoot,” the source said. “Every year the magazine features the girls of the WWE, but this would be Hulk Hogan’s daughter – it would be the ultimate!” And I’m wondering what Hulk Hogan would think about such an idea.
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