Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Weddings’
Will Heidi Strip For Playboy?
Thursday, April 30th, 2009
Most new brides won’t be getting naked for anyone except their new spouses, but Heidi Montag can’t keep anything private.
E! News reports the media-loving newlywed will celebrate her marriage to Spencer Pratt by appearing on the July/August cover of Playboy magazine. Sources claim “The Hills” star will keep her naughty bits discreetly covered on the accompanying layout.
I have this horrible vision of Heidi dressed (barely) in a bridal Halloween costume from Frederick’s of Hollywood. Although dollar bills glued over the offending areas would be more appropriate.
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Spedi’s Cheapskate Wedding
Monday, April 27th, 2009
It’s not like we really expected a high-class affair from these two, but it looks like the second wedding of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt was even tackier than predicted.
You would have thought the publicity-loving stars of “The Hills” could have bothered to read a book on wedding etiquette, but it’s doubtful they can read at all. TMZ dished that guests at the Speidi bash didn’t even have access to an open bar. While beer and wine were free, they were charged $10 for mixed drinks. Too bad they weren’t informed ahead of time so they could sneak in their own booze.
If having to pay for their own hard stuff wasn’t bad enough, the food was more suited to a free happy hour at the local bar than an overhyped wedding. The miniscule snacks included a tuna tartar dish and “chicken salad on a cracker.” Yummy! Wonder if they got them on sale at Sam’s Club?
The reception was scheduled to begin at 6 pm, but the doors didn’t even open until 7:30 and the guests of honor finally wandered in around 9 pm. Yep, Speidi’s a class act, all right. Maybe they were too busy shooting retakes, since the wedding was shot for the season finale of “The Hills.” Too bad the guests didn’t have a catering truck on the premises.
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Who Wants Speidi Wedding Pix? Nobody!
Saturday, April 25th, 2009
There will be a touch of sadness when Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag say their vows tomorrow. Will it be because their loved ones won’t be there to share the moment with them? No, it’s much worse—they can’t find anyone willing to pony up for the wedding photos.
MSNBC reports the couple have failed to find one magazine willing to meet their price for exclusive photos of the nuptials, which will be filmed for the season finale of “The Hills.” Speidi will be forced to sell photos to several pubs if they expect to turn a tidy profit from tying the knot.
In Touch Editor in Chief Richard Spencer explained, “The total number that (Montag and Pratt) used to get from exclusive photos is down. It’s sometimes better to go all round with the deal and ensure you make money and get exposure, particularly when television shows are involved.”
You know times are hard when a couple of sweet kids like Spencer and Heidi can’t even whore out their wedding pictures anymore.
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Speidi Wedding Irks Neighbors
Friday, April 24th, 2009
The wedding of “The Hills” pair Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag doesn’t happen until tomorrow, but they’re already annoying the hell out of folks who live near the site of the nuptials.
TMZ reports the pair have circulated a flyer requesting that residents of the Pasadena neighborhood around the church to sign a petition which would allow their film crew to shut down some streets and sidewalks. The flyer states Spencer and Heidi want No Parking signs on a strategic street “to discourage paparazzi from parking and hiding out in their cars.”
Yeah, sure. What that means is they want only photogs who pay them for access to get shots so no one can make money off their wedding except them—and the producers of “The Hills” who are filming it. Speidi better be happy the paps still want to bother with them, considering how they’ve whored themselves out already.
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Welcome To Our Wedding
Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009
At least it will be over soon. But until spotlight-stealing pair Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag get legally wed Saturday, we’ll be treated to all the breathless tidbits we can expect from this event. E! revealed several details on the PR-ready extravaganza, so I’ve included a translation of what they really mean.
The Jewels: Heidi will be wearing jewels on loan from Neil Lane. We’re told they’ll worth close to $1 million total! She will get fitted for the jewels Friday before their wedding rehearsal dinner at Cut.
This means they’re borrowed and will go back to the jeweler as soon as the ceremony’s over. Lane will have a guard on duty to snatch them back before Heidi can conveniently “forget” she borrowed them.
The Dress: Heidi’s custom-made dress from Monique Lhuillier costs $19,000.
Paid for by MTV, unless that’s borrowed, too. If Heidi actually paid for it herself, it will be on eBay by the end of the year.
Guests: Just over 200 people are on guest list. Among the confirmed notables are singer Michael Bublé, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, Khloe Kardashian, Perez Hilton, music producers David Foster and Cathy Dennis (Heidi’s producer, who also did Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl”). Heidi’s entire family, including her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, who had previously shared her disapproval of the union, will be in attendance.
Everyone on this list either has had a reality show or wants one.
The Party: The wedding party is staying at the Regent Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills, the site of Friday’s wedding rehearsal dinner and the wedding reception. The reception will be “intimate.” “Spencer and Heidi were going to have a reception on a rooftop location, but now they are asking guests to meet them at the sidebar at Cut after wedding ceremony,” an insider tells E! News. “They are not having a formal reception. Spencer just decided…He wanted it to be more intimate. He didn’t want a superhuge reception.”
He couldn’t find a venue that would do it free.
Honeymoon: The newlyweds won’t be leaving immediately, and there are “still a few destinations up in the air,” says a wedding insider. “At first, they thought Four Seasons in Maui. But now they are looking at Tahiti, Fiji, possibly Europe.”
The Four Seasons won’t do it for a mention on MTV so they’re still looking for a resort desperate for publicity.
The wedding can be viewed on the season finale of “The Hills.” The inevitable divorce can be viewed on an upcoming episode of “Jerry Springer.”
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