Posts Tagged ‘Chris Brown’
Chris Gets Clean Report
Thursday, November 19th, 2009
Convicted Rihanna-beater Chris Brown was back in court today to give the judge a progress report on his probation for felony assault. The disgraced R&B star was sentenced to undergo counseling and must perform six months of community labor in Virginia.
Lawyer Mark Geragos earned his hefty fee by convincing probation officials that Brown had already done 100 hours of community service. Whoopee. Isn’t that like, two and a half weeks out of six months? He does less than a month out of six and gets an “extremely favorable” report? Brown’s now doing a “comeback” tour and releasing a new album. When will he get back to VA and finish picking up trash off the highway?
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Chris Confronted In NYC
Thursday, November 12th, 2009
Chris Brown is finding that some people just aren’t going to forgive and forget what he did to Rihanna. TMZ reports the disgraced singer was posing with fans in NYC Wednesday night when a woman went up to him and shouted “****ing beater” and “I hope someone beats the ****ing crap out of you!”
All those anger management classes must be working, because Chris just smiled and walked on by. And ignored the fans who yelled, “Smack that bitch up.” Uh, wasn’t that what got him in all this trouble in the first place?
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Chris Brown Goes Back On Tour
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
In an effort to salvage what’s left of his career, disgraced crooner Chris Brown will be embarking on a “Fan Appreciation” tour. The AP reports the jaunt will begin in Houston Nove. 14 and play small venues.
Uh, isn’t he supposed to be in the middle of doing six months of all-day labor back in Virginia for the Rihanna beatdown? Is the court letting him out to do a tour? I certainly hope they don’t consider returning to the concert stage to be “community service,” even though a portion of the proceeds from the tour are supposed to go to charity.
Maybe someone in the justice system will note that only two months ago, Brown was sentenced to five years’ probation, six months of community labor and a year of domestic violence counseling. Let him finish all that, then go back on the road.
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Chris Trades Nightlife For Road Work
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
f you’re one of the many who’ve been dying to see Chris Brown in an orange jumpsuit, you’ll be getting your wish.
The AP reports Virginia police as saying the disgraced singer “will remove graffiti, pick up trash and wash cars” as penance for his vicious beating of former GF Rihanna. Brown will be doing his six months of labor near his home of Richmond. Too bad he won’t be doing any of that grunt work in SoCal, where there would be plenty of paps to capture images of his downfall.
Somehow, I doubt that any of the “friends” who have tried to excuse Brown’s actions will be out there with him in the hot southern sun, helping him pick up trash.
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Chris Parties His Probation Away
Thursday, August 27th, 2009
Chris Brown claims to be “depressed” over being sentenced for assaulting Rihanna, but you certainly couldn’t tell from his actions after leaving court on Tuesday. A few hours after being sentenced to six months of community labor, plus five years probation and a year of domestic violence classes, Brown was out on the town, getting his party on.
People reports the disgraced singer joined a posse of his buds at the trendy Guys & Dolls Lounge in West Hollywood, where the group ordered several bottles of champagne. While being sentenced to hard labor seems like an odd thing to celebrate, this little party may lead to more trouble for Brown. The stipulations of his probation include no drinking or frequenting establishments where liquor is sold.
So what is the under-21 Brown doing in a bar? His probation office in Virginia may be having a talk with the singer about his conduct, since it could land him behind bars instead of inside one.
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