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Paris Has Designs On Kids

Friday, May 1st, 2009

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Paris Hilton can’t resist looking for something new to slap her name on, but do we really want her dressing our kids?

The enterprising heiress posted on her Twitter, “Just got home from a long day. About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.” I hope the “character” doesn’t look like a small Paris with a cell phone in one hand and a shopping bag in the other.

Just a tip, Paris—little boys don’t like being dressed in pink.

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Yet Another Designer

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

It seems as though the being a part of ‘The Hills’ is all the experience one needs to start their own clothing line. LC, Heidi, and Whitney have all come out with their own lines. In fact, I have to admit that Whitney Port’s Eve + A line is by far the most innovative and fashion forward of the three. Heidi’s Heidiwood line is nothing but cheap Vegas-wear, but I’m sure people still buy it. The fourth girl to join the ranks of being a “designer” is Audrina Patridge. I’m a little nervous about this to tell you the truth. Whenever I see her all I see are tight tees and tanks and tight jeans… well basically everything she wears is skin tight. I mean, after all, she is one classy girl. Audrina will be not only the Divine Rights of Denim spokesgirl, but will be collaborating with them to design a line of clothing, all affordable, which we all know is essential in this economic crisis. Well, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if all that money I spent on fashion school was just a waste. Maybe I should just try to be a new friend on The Hills. Genius!

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