Bruce Willis celebrated his 54th birthday in style—by marrying 32-year-old model Emma Heming this weekend.

People reports the couple tied the knot Saturday in a private ceremony at the actor’s home in Parrot Cay, Turks & Caicos. Wedding guests included ex-wife Demi Moore, their three daughters and her current husband Ashton Kutcher.

The pair still have to make it legal in the U.S., so a civil ceremony is planned in CA after the honeymoon. Congrats!

Lots of celebs are Twittering these days —most of them about nothing. Or themselves, which is the same thing. But OK! reports actress Demi Moore used her Twitter to reach out to a dying fan—and try to keep her from making a mistake.

Demi read in the UK press about a 29-year-old fan who has terminal cancer. Her dying wish was to have $60,000 in plastic surgery so she could look like Demi when she died. Yeah, she sounds bonkers. What if she died when the surgery was half done and they had to close the casket to hide the bruises? I guess some dying people don’t think that clearly.

So Demi tapped out this message to the fan, “Wish I could contact this woman Lisa Connell who wants to have surgery to look like me & encourage her to not to! She is a beautiful girl!”

Nice try, Demi. Hope it works.

The folks at PETA are at it again, using celebs to get media for their cause. Now US Weekly reports they’re naming Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher as the No. 1 and 2 Worst Dressed Celebrities on their annual “Worst Dressed” poll.

The group said of Moore, “She may be a cougar, but that’s not helping fur-loving Demi Moore in the eyes of animal lovers.” They also dissed Kutcher for wearing a coyote coat at the Sundance Film Festival last month.

I love animals and all that but I wouldn’t mind having a coat made from the coyote that ate my cat. Does PETA actually do anything constructive for animals, like finding them homes, or just shill for more funds? 

Ashton Kutcher has posted to his MySpace blog, basically trying to explain all the other stuff he’s ranted about elsewhere. On the subjects of his anger about construction next door, the  Michael Phelps pot scandal and wife Demi Moore, he states: 

“I do not think that going off on my neighbor was a horribly offensive thing to do. I have been woken up every morning for the last four months by hammering and construction on a structure that is very close to our property line after being told the land was being purchased to build a park. Yes, there may have been a more diplomatic way to do it and maybe broadcasting it for the net wasn’t the wisest choice.”

“I don’t smoke marijuana and any statement to the contrary is a lie. I simply feel that Michael Phelps is entitled to his privacy. The kid made a mistake (he is only human) and anyone who has been in the public eye knows the magnification of minor missteps can be blown way out of proportion. Yes he is a role model and a great one at that.”

“I find it exceedingly disappointing that the press coverage of my wife and my blog posts have not included the philanthropic pursuits that we have adopted and encourage. Our intention in becoming more active on the web has been with the effort to connect to the community in an effort to create a greater bond with the amazing fans that we have adopted over several years.”

Hey, look on the bright side, Ashton. At least people are paying attention to you.

Demi Moore showed off her perfect stems in a dress with a sky-high slit. She and husband Ashton Kutcher were making a dramatic entrance to Friday night’s pre-Golden Globes bash at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica thrown by CAA in honor of Tom Cruise. Love Ashton’s velvet jacket and Demi’s shiny red heels!

A very funny PSA from A-list celebrities on the value of voting in this years coming election who realistically, probably don’t themselves. I know Leo doesn’t vote because he’s too afraid he’ll be photographed at the polls! But hey, who’s not interested in being pounded over the head with a message by people much richer, more powerful and more beautiful than you? Sarah Silverman and Jonah Hill are the highlights, even though Jonah’s been losing some weight, he’s still pretty funny.

Welcome back to Episode 9 of our ongoing slice of paparazzi life we like to call Pap 101. We caught up with Demi and Ashton a couple weeks back, you can check out the original story if you’d like but we’re bringing you the behind the scenes on how that shoot went down with. Be prepared for some fun with Jonzen and Uli this time around as they catch a rare occurrence of Demi and Ashton actually smiling in public. The ending is kind of abrupt but when you get Demi and Ashton together like this, you tend to forget to do little things like hit the record button.

Ashton Kutcher and his other (better?) half, Demi Moore, were spotted making a Coffee Bean run yesterday in Studio City. The couple looked super casual and relaxed, with Demi donning a Sex Pistols shirt and Ashton sporting the socks and loafers look. Yeah, that look’s definitely the new Crocs for the summer. Ashton is featured in the May issue of Details Magazine and he talks about why he fell for Ms. Moore. “She was the first person who would call me on my sh–,” he told the mag. Sounds absolutely romantic. Ashton’s new film, What Happens In Vegas, is coming out in May. Demi, on the other hand, has just signed on to do a couple of indie movies. Check out more pics of the busy couple below.