“Housewives” Go On Location

The cast of “Desperate Housewives” shot on location in Pasadena, CA, Wednesday. Eva Longoria looks stunning—the glam Gabi we love is back! I’m glad because frumpy Gabi was getting to be a bore. Let’s hope she’s back to her old conniving ways!

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Video: Paps Trip Over Themselves For Eva

So what happens when the majority of the tabloid worthy celebs leave town for Sundance or Inauguration? You get lots more hard up paps working on lesser stars, that’s what happens. And that’s what indeed happened on Monday as poor Eva Longoria, who probably wasn’t invited to DC or Utah, waded into the shark infested waters of Beverly Hills. And what’s great about this video is the fact that we get to make fun of the new guy, David. We’re all friends here at JFX and as much as we like to make fun when other paps fall over themselves or planters, it’s even better to make fun when it happens to one of us. Of course, I’m telling David that I’m posting the video so he’ll learn to keep an eye out for potted plants, but in reality, we ARE definitely laughing at him. So join us in the laughs.

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F**k It, Don’t Vote!

A very funny PSA from A-list celebrities on the value of voting in this years coming election who realistically, probably don’t themselves. I know Leo doesn’t vote because he’s too afraid he’ll be photographed at the polls! But hey, who’s not interested in being pounded over the head with a message by people much richer, more powerful and more beautiful than you? Sarah Silverman and Jonah Hill are the highlights, even though Jonah’s been losing some weight, he’s still pretty funny.

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Eva Back To Desperate

Our photogs spotted Mrs. Eva Longoria-Parker filming Desperate Housewives yesterday in Pasadena. I still can’t get used to Eva’s short bob. Sometimes I’m diggin’ it and sometimes…well, it’s just there. And I have no idea what she’s doing in the pic below, but I’m sure it’s part of a very interesting plot line. Or she really just likes that door. Anyway, there are still tons of stories out there claiming that Eva’s desperately trying to get preggy. Even her DH producer, Marc Cherry, told Us Weekly recently that Eva really wants to be of child: “Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with Tony Parker. After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call!” Well, let’s hope for Eva’s sake that the stork is just right around the corner. I have more pics of a non-pregnant Eva filming her hit TV show after the jump. Check them out before she announces she’s having a baby.

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Oh, No She Dinnnnn’t

That’s totally what Eva Longoria looks like she’s saying to whomever she was talking to yesterday on the set of Desperate Housewives in North Hollywood. Neck roll and everything. With the new hairdo, the hoop earrings and the outgrown roots, she’s supposed to look like a regular, tired mommy of two (what Gaby ended up being on the show). Instead, she looks like one of my old chola girlfriends from high school who ran out of Wet ‘n Wild liquid eyeliner (gotta’ be liquid) and Aqua Net (super extra hold). And that’s not a muffin top forming on Eva’s little belly. The bulge is supposed to be part of a body suit. Mrs. Parker did admit she gained a few pounds over the break for Gaby’s new story lines, but she still needed help looking fat. Oye, what a curse! And since I am now very saddened by Eva’s fat-suit curse, I will delve into my 99 cent Mc Donald’s double cheeseburger in her honor. You, meanwhile, can check out more pics of Eva looking homegirl-icious after the jump. Enjoy.

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