Posts Tagged ‘Heidi Montag Pratt’
Heidi To “Sing” On Miss Universe
Friday, July 24th, 2009
The only redeeming quality of the Miss Universe pageant is that it does not have a talent category. We get a couple of hours of watching brain-dead bimbos shake their silicone in teeny bikinis and pretend they know something about world affairs, but at least we don’t have to watch them tap dance or hear them try to sing opera.
Alas, this year we will not be spared the efforts of ditsy blondes with no talent attempting to sing. MTV has delivered the tragic news that overexposed reality starlet Heidi Montag Pratt will take the stage at this year’s pageant on August 23 and attempt to sing “Turn Ya Head” off her debut album, “Unleashed,” which may come out someday if any label is crazy enough to release it.
Anyone who heard Heidi’s attempts to sing on “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!” are familiar with the quality of her vocals. Having to hear Heidi sing seems like cruel and unusual punishment for the contestants, who are nervous enough already. But maybe Heidi’s “success” will give them inspiration, since they’re probably already more talented than she is and not as annoying.
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Please.Make.It.Stop
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
They’re baaaaack! Just when we hoped the dirty duo of Spencer and Heidi Pratt were off the island for good, they just keep hanging around like a bad case of crabs.
Stories about whether “The Hills” pair are in or out on ”I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!” have been circulating all day, but late afternoon brought the bad news, via the L.A. Times. Despite that elaborate ruse at LAX last night, the gruesome twosome is still in Costa Rica—and worse yet, still on the show.
NBC executive vice president of alternative programming Paul Telegdy told the Times that the pair would face a ”jungle-based purgatory challenge in which they will have to spend the night in solitary confinement” in order to be allowed back on the show. While the thought of seeing these two in purgatory is mildly interesting, I’d rather see them do something really challenging, like try not to whine for 24 hours.
Shouldn’t Heidi automatically be a goner this week, since the viewers had the chance to vote for the ladies last night, but her name wasn’t even in the running? But this is a “reality” series, so you never know what will happen. Except, of course, that the network and producers will do anything for ratings.
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Babes Of “The Hills” – Not Hot?
Monday, May 11th, 2009
Usually, an actress has to hit 30 to see her desirability being downgraded, but for two of the stars from “The Hills,” it’s happening already.
Lad mag Maxim is counting down their hottest women of 2009, and one reality babe has totally fallen from grace. Lauren Conrad, who rated at #56 on last year’s list, has dropped off. Cast mate Heidi Montag Pratt also had a major drop—from #36 to #81.
Higher rated TV hotties include Hayden Panatierre at #36, Julianne Hough at #25 and AnnaLynne McCord at #21.
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