Posts Tagged ‘Jonas Brothers’
Joe Jonas Has A New Girlfriend
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
As his ticked-off ex Taylor Swift collects awards and promotes her new album, Joe Jonas has moved on to a new squeeze. Joe’s hooked up with 22-year-old model/actress Camilla Belle, who can be seen in the JoBros’ video “Love Bug.” Not that you’ll ever see them together because their keepers want to protect the illusion that the brothers are all “available.”
JoBros Ready For “Farting”—All Four Of Them
Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
Zac Efron’s not the only Disney star looking for new horizons. Variety also reports that all four Jonas Brothers including kid brother Frankie have been signed by Fox for their film “Walter the Farting Dog.” The Walter of the title is a fat dog, who, well, farts a lot. The brothers play musicians whose parents agree to take the dog when his owner, their aunt, dies, unaware of his “problem.” The film is based on a series of best-selling books—do we smell sequels?
Are Nick and Selena Over?
Monday, October 27th, 2008
Youngest JoBro Nick seems to be turning into quite the love-’em-and-leave-’em Lothario. Just months after his breakup with Miley Cyrus, it looks like his romance with another Disney princess has fallen by the wayside. When queried about their romantic status by E!’s Ted Casablanca at this weekend’s Carousel of Hope gala in Beverly Hills, all three Jonas Brothers answered “single.” Nick’s recent main squeeze Selena Gomez was conspicuously absent from the event after being confirmed to attend. Is Selena at home nursing a broken heart? Only time will tell.
Disney Tells Us What Kids Will Make Us Buy Them For Christmas
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008
Just as we think we can’t get more broke and in debt, those money-grubbing folks at Disney release their list of “Most Wanted” toys—all that junk that will cause our kids to hate us forever if we don’t max out our credit cards to buy the stuff for them. Leading the list for ‘tweens are the “Hannah Montana Holiday Doll,” (pictured above) which sings “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” for only $34.99. Also aimed at that demo are the “High School Musical 3: Senior Year Singing Dolls” of Gabriella, Troy and Sharpay which play songs from the film and let the kids sing along for $26.99 each. Of course, a real HSM fan won’t settle for less than all three. For the kid who really has you under his/her thumb, there are the “Disney Mix Line of Digital Media Players” available in “fun styles from Disney properties including Jonas Brothers, High School Musical 3: Senior Year and Hannah Montana.” These iPods for kiddies are $69.99 and $99.99. Don’t think you’ll get off is your kids have outgrown Hannah and her little friends. For older kids, there’s the “Ultimate WALL•E” robot for $249.99. Start making your plans to rob that bank now.
Nick Jonas Whiptastic
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
Nick Jonas test drove a suped up classic Mustang around his neighborhood yesterday. From the looks of it, I think he may be the smartest of all the Jonas Brothers. Sure he’s got everything now; the fame, the adoration and the money. Those all have a shelf life when it comes to the the longevity of boy bands. Every once in a while, you’ll get a Justin Timberlake who breaks through but it’s not often. Nick Jonas seems to know even if you take away the fame and fortune, with a ride like that, he’ll still have the adoration.
More pictures after the jump….
