Posts Tagged ‘Kate Moss’
Kate’s Not Expecting
Monday, February 16th, 2009
The formerly waifish Kate Moss has been sporting a fuller figure recently, leading to rumors she’s expecting another child. However, the London Telegraph reports the model gives a different reason in her cover story with New York magazine.
“I’ve just started wearing bras. It’s a miracle. Great timing for my lingerie collection. I’ve just grown breasts. I am a woman now. It’s true. Honestly, I’ve never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It’s so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying, ‘Are you pregnant?’ And I’m like, ‘No! I just put on a couple of pounds and they went in the right place.’ Isn’t that weird? Now I can fill a B-cup.”
Uh, don’t most of us go through that at 13? Are supermodels so starved that they don’t hit puberty until 35?
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Kate Expecting Again?
Tuesday, January 6th, 2009
If she’s not, then she’s amazingly generous. The UK Daily Mail reports that fading supermodel Kate Moss surprised her daughter Lila Grace’s nanny with a huge Christmas bonus. A source told the Daily Mail:
“Kate told her that the bonus had been doubled, as she hoped she’d have twice as much work for her this year.
“She told the nanny that she is the only person in the world she would want to be there if she had a new baby. Mary was so touched by Kate’s words that she burst into tears.”
Let’s hope she gets serious about cleaning up her act if there really is a new baby in her future.
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Kate Loses $4,000 Ring
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008
Druggie supermodel Kate Moss probably doesn’t know where she is half the time so it’s not exactly shocking that she loses things—but not usually this quickly. It took Moss only three hours to misplace the one-of-a-kind handmade ring her boyfriend Jamie Hince gave her for Christmas. The UK Mirror reports :
“There was a terrible panic when Kate realised the ring had disappeared. Jamie had it specially made for her in Santa Fe. It was a Native American ring designed to symbolise Kate’s happy future and Jamie’s role in it. It was solid silver with a gorgeous blue stone and was supposed to have all sorts of protective powers. But Kate forgot to put it back in its box and the piece went walkabout. She was scouring through the bins and rifling around discarded wrapping paper like a woman possessed.”
Nothing surprises us about Kate anymore since she obviously lost whatever good sense she ever had some time ago.
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Kate Owns Up To Fight With Boyfriend
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
I suppose she finally figured out that no one believed that story about the box of Christmas decorations falling on her head. Kate Moss has admitted that the scratches spotted on her cheek last week were caused by a “scuffle” with on-and-off BF Jamie Hince. The UK Daily Mail has reported that Moss was overheard at a party for Stella McCartney telling the real tale of the fracas, which also left Hince with a black eye. Just be glad you don’t have these two for neighbors.
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Kate Brawling With BF?
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
Model Kate Moss and her latest rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince showed up at the holiday lighting ceremony for the Stella McCartney London store looking even more beat-up than usual. Kate had scratches on her left cheek while Jamie sported a black eye. The pair told friends (who told London’s Daily Mail) that they were the victims of a tragic tree-decorating accident.
“He said he was on a ladder and she was waiting at the bottom for him to pass down the boxes of decorations. But he lost his grip on one and heavy decorations landed on their heads.”
Druggies always have the most creative excuses.
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