Posts Tagged ‘Linda Hogan’
Linda Hogan Survives Fender-Bender
Friday, December 19th, 2008
It’s Friday again and time for another visit with the Hogans, the family so white-trashy they make the rest of us look like Vanderbilts by comparison. Today mom Linda’s white Mercedes was rear-ended by a red Camaro, resulting in red paint on her hood and not much else. No injuries were reported from the accident, which took place near the Hogan family home in Clearwater, FL.
You know Linda will find some way to blame soon-to-be-ex-husband Hulk for this. Next week she’ll be shrieking to the tabs that he was trying to have her murdered or something else that will get her a little bit of attention before her 15 minutes are finally up.
Hogans Go To The Dogs
Friday, December 12th, 2008
It’s time for another episode of our least-favorite dysfunctional family drama, “Breaking Up Hogan.” This week TMZ reports that Hulk Hogan was in Pinellas County Court yesterday complaining about estranged wife Linda’s spending habits—like blowing $4,000 on a photo shoot of her with her dog. The court granted her request for $400,000 in attorney fees but had it placed in a separate account so she couldn’t use it for other crazy stuff.
More Hogan Family Fun
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
Just in time for Thanksgiving, we have another episode of America’s favorite family drama, “Breaking Up Hogan.” This week finds Linda Hogan’s 19-year-old boytoy seeking a temporary restraining order against the Hulkster. Charley Hill claims that Hulk followed him in his car and gave him a dirty look at a stop light. Predictably, a Florida judge turned him down.
Hulk’s lawyer David Houston told TMZ, “This is just another blatant attempt by Linda Hogan to try to defame Hulk Hogan’s character. We commend the judge on seeing through this ridiculous stunt and denying these baseless claims.”
The judge knows if he turns these characters down once, they’ll just be back next week with something else.
Hogans Find More Stuff To Fight Over
Friday, November 14th, 2008
The weekend is almost here so it’s time for another episode of your favorite soap opera, “Breaking Up Hogan.” This week we find Hulk selling his valuable trademarks to to his best friend at discount prices to keep Linda from getting any profits from them. Hulk’s lawyer claims there has been no “siphoning off money.” Meanwhile, Hulk charges that Linda’s been stashing pricey furniture from her many remodels of their home at her mom’s house. Poor Linda can’t even afford to buy her 19-year-old boyfriend that sports car she promised and he had to settle for pimping his Honda with fancy doors. Stay tuned for the next heartbreaking (or bank-breaking) episode of the Hogan divorce.
Hulk Strikes Back
Friday, November 7th, 2008
America’s least-favorite dysfunctional family is at it again. One day after the new flack for his estranged wife Linda blamed his infidelities for their split, Hulk Hogan struck back with a statement of his own, released through his lawyer.
“It’s unfortunate Linda Hogan will do virtually anything to keep herself in the public spotlight. We are not going to demean this process nor the family any longer by responding to what amounts to pathetic pleas for attention.”
This family is going to be a barrel of fun over the holidays.
