On-and-off duo Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are currently “on,” but their neighbors in the Hollywood Hills claim the two had a fight that sent the police out to investigate!

TMZ has reported that the LAPD was dispatched the couple’s home after neighbors heard a loud argument in the driveway. By the time the cops arrived, everything was quiet, but they did insist Paris get out of bed to be checked for injuries.

Paris says that she and her man slept through the brawl. “Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep, when Doug’s houseguests from hell got into an argument. We had nothing to do with it. Doug told the LAPD that his guests’ fight was over and that we had nothing to do with it.”

A neighbor tells a different story, saying the famous pair was visible as they had a shoving match in the driveway. Isn’t love grand?

Police have revealed the vast treasure trove that Hollywood Hills bandits stole from the homes of young celebs. The AP reports search warrants show the booty included diamond jewelry, designer shoes, status bags, electronics, guns and drugs which were snatched from the homes of the rich and famous by a gang that has been dubbed “The Burglar Bunch.”

The five perps, aged 18 to 27, raided the homes of Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, Megan Fox and Rachel Bilson. Hopefully, the victims will all be reunited with their loot very soon. Paris Hilton has already picked up her stuff from the LAPD.

These have to be the most egotistical and deluded criminals ever to think they could get away with something like this. When they started trying to sell the loot, wouldn’t some items be easily recognized? Well, some people really are too lazy to work and too dumb to steal.

It’s not surprising to hear that Paris Hilton is looking forward to this weekend. The heiress told RadarOnline, “Halloween is my favorite, I love playing dress up!”

Paris has made big some plans. “Halloween is my favorite time of year so I always go all out. I am having a Halloween party with a haunted house theme. I’m also going to hit all the hottest Halloween parties this weekend. Also I’m doing the Jimmy Kimmel show and we both are going to be dressed in our costumes.”

We caught Paris shopping for Halloween at Trashy Lingerie earlier this month, so we know she already has at least one sexy costume in her closet, but that’s not all. “I’m going to wear a different outfit each night. So I will either be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, Snow White, a Swan or a vampire to name a few.” Sounds like Paris’s Halloween weekend will stretch into next week!

he recent rash of Hollywood Hills robberies seems to finally be solved, as the AP reports four more suspects have been charged by Los Angeles prosecutors with burglarizing the homes of young Hollywood celebs.

Accused are Alexis Neiers, Courtney Ames, Diana Tamayo and Roy Lopez Jr. Already charged in the robberies of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge is Nicholas Prugo, who is expected to face additional charges. The long list of famous victims also includes Paris Hilton, Megan Fox, and Orlando Bloom.

Hilton has already received some of her property back, so hopefully the others will in the near future. The group, dubbed “The Burglar Bunch,” ripped off over $3 million in jewels and designer clothes. Let’s see how these greedy thieves like the prison jumpsuits they’ll be wearing soon.

We all know Paris Hilton always demands the best, but this is ridiculous! Page Six reports the heiress has stunned producers of a new film with a list of what she expected in her dressing room.

Hilton has only a cameo playing herself in “The Other Guys,” which stars Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson and Eva Mendes. But typically, when you have Paris, you have drama. A source revealed. “It is all being kept very hush-hush. But the producers were shocked when her team handed them a three-page list of demands — including live lobsters to be prepared fresh when she’s ready to eat and a bottle of Grey Goose vodka _ all for just one day on the set. All celebrities are typically offered riders, but it seemed excessive for just one day’s work playing herself.”

Hilton’s rep shot down the story, but when this celeb is involved, nothing is excessive.

Last week, it was revealed that Paris Hilton has ordered a new pet—a “Royal Dandie” miniature pig to be named “Princess Pigelette.” Last night, the reality star dished to US magazine about her new acquisition.

“It’s a girl! I found this really great breeder that makes tiny teacup ones.” Where did Paris get the idea to adopt a pig? “My brother [Barron] has one. It loves the dogs. They’re smarter than dogs.” And the dogs are smarter than Paris’s brother, but that’s another story.

The heiress insists she’s a wonderful pet mommy. “I treat my pets like children.  I think it’s a lot better for the pig to be home with me than be made into bacon.” Uh, Paris, this pig sells for $4,500 and weighs just a few ounces. That would be very expensive bacon.

Look out, Tinkerbell! You and the rest of the pampered Hilton pups are about to get some company. TMZ reports Paris Hilton has ordered a Royal Dandie™ miniature pig to add to her menagerie.

The tiny oinker will be named “Princess Pigelette,” and should be arriving at the Hilton home in 4-5 weeks. Fortunately for whoever does Paris’ housekeeping, little PP is already toilet trained. For $4,500, it should be.

Wonder if those pricey pet boutiques in Beverly Hills have outfits for piglets?

Even club hopping can get boring after you’ve done it too long! Paris Hilton has been hitting the Hollywood scene for nearly a decade, and now thinks she’s had enough.

Paris told The Sun, “I work so much. I have to get up at 6am every day, so I don’t really have time to go to clubs like I used to. I went out the other night. It was brutal—cheesy people and annoying. I didn’t have fun. But Vegas is fun, we always have fun there.”

Hmmm…it sounds like Paris is getting a bit too old for the crowd that’s hanging out in the L.A. hot spots these days. To kids with fake IDs, 28 is ancient!

Paris and Nicky Hilton were snapped arriving at the luxe Palihouse Holloway Hotel in West Hollywood. This boutique hotel is one of the newest and trendiest spots in the area near the Sunset Strip.

Paris Hilton posed with a fan while shopping at Maxfield on Melrose in West Hollywood, CA. Oh, Paris—it’s time to get your nails done.

Don’t look for that wedding shower invite in the mail yet—Paris Hilton says she’s not engaged.

Paris is just back from a romantic trip to Fiji with on-again BF Doug Reinhardt that sparked rumors the couple were planning to wed at Christmas time. But her rep told E! News, no go. “The couple had a lovely time on their vacation and are happy together. However, this is a false rumor and is just another example of bloggers inventing their own stories.”

I’m perfectly willing to believe Paris’ isn’t ready to tie the knot yet. If she was, she’d be milking the event for all the publicity she could get.

Paris Hilton may never get paid big bucks to do another film, but at least she’s not having to fork over $8 million because one of her movies flopped.

The AP reports a Miami judge has ruled that Hilton does not have to pay that amount to the investors in the 2006 megabomb, “Pledge This!” She may have to give back part of her $1 million salary, and more legal papers are still being filed in the case.

Anyone who’d pay Paris Hilton $1 mil to star in a movie deserves to be fined—for bad judgement.

Who wants to start the betting pool on how long it lasts this time around? Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt split last month, but are giving it another try.

A source told US Weekly, “They are definitely happy again.” This comes after Doug Twittered on Monday, “What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!”

I’d bet on this pair lasting a week or two, since that’s usually how long it takes to be reminded of what you hated about each other the first time around.

Dressed down in all black with flats, Paris Hilton stocked up on fashion and rag mags at a newsstand in Sherman Oaks, CA.

Most of us don’t feel compelled to tell the world something like this, but apparently Paris Hilton does.

E!’s Marc Malkin reveals that the reality show star delivers some weighty pronouncements in “Paris,” a new documentary about her life which will premiere Tuesday on MTV. The heiress claims she invented the character “Paris Hilton,” but that dim bimbo isn’t who she really is. “In a way it’s good, but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead. But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that.”

Of course, the downside of making all that cash is people “thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.” Don’t knock it, honey. If we didn’t buy your “image,” your 15 minutes would have been up years ago.

Paris Hilton isn’t letting last week’s breakup with Doug Reinhardt get her down. The heiress looked casually cool on her way to a taping at the HD Vision television station broadcast center in Studio City.

It’s been a damp, gloomy week in L.A., but Nicky and Paris Hilton looked as sunny as a summer day in their bright aqua dresses. The sisters were spotted leaving the studio after a taping at HD Vision television station broadcast center in Studio City, CA. Tinkerbell looks exhausted from all that work.

Paris Hilton can’t seem to hold onto her friends—now she’s looking for a new BFF, again.

The AP reports Paris will be looking for her latest bestie in, of all places, Dubai. That country will be the scene for the next season of “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF,” which will begin shooting later this month. 

There’s not much potential for suspense here, but I can think of a few questions about the latest season of this show. Will the winner be required to speak English? Will s/he have to move to L.A.? Will Paris be able to get through the filming without doing something that gets her expelled from the country? Will anyone watch this lame excuse for a show?

Usually a movie that tanks is pretty much forgotten. But the 2006 flop “Pledge This!” seems to be hanging around to haunt Paris Hilton.

According to the AP, a judge in Miami refused to dismiss the suit against Hilton claiming she failed to promote the film’s DVD release. A trial is now set for June 8.

I’m dying to see how these moviemakers are going to prove that promotion could have saved this POS movie. Paris could have gone on every talk show that would take her, wearing nothing but dental floss, and still nobody would have  cared about “Pledge This!”

Welcome to the neighborhood—now go away. That’s what an irate neighbor thinks of Paris Hilton and BF Doug Reinhardt.

TMZ reports the couple have managed to arouse the ire of other residents of Reinhardt’s Hollywood Hills nabe. The pair have lived in the home only a week, and the police have already visited the rented crib twice. One homeowner is willing to spend big bucks to be rid of the publicity-hungry couple, offering to pay Reinhardt’s landlord $27,000 a month—$5,000 more than the TV actor is paying—to evict the duo.

When the neighbor complained in person to Reinhardt, he was told, “This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures.” Is that a nice phrase meaning “famous for doing nothing?”