PETA is at it again, using famous names to get attention for their already over-hyped “cause.” They’ve named their Worst-Dressed Celebrities of 2009, and the six “winners” are Madonna, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Kanye West, Elizabeth Hurley and PETA’s favorite objects of scorn, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Stealing their material from Mr. Blackwell, PETA said of the Material Matron, “When you see Madonna in fur, you realize why nobody has copied her style since 1984. We know that she’s on the prowl for a young cub, but someone needs to tell Madge that wearing fur doesn’t make you a cougar.”

As usual, their worst barbs were saved for the Olsens. “Since fur adds 20 years and 20 pounds, maybe Mary-Kate and Ashley think their matronly wardrobe will deflect the gossip about bulimia. Somewhere, someone is missing a matching pair of Bigfoot bobblehead dolls.”

Ouch! So when they’re not ragging on celebs, what does PETA actually do for animals? Their silly campaign to stop us from eating fish by naming them “Sea Kittens” just made me think, “Yum! Kittens of the Sea.”

So I’m not fully on board the name change yet. It’s going to take a while to get used to the additional sur-name. Am I supposed to hyphenate it, too? I’ll have to ask around but I don’t think it’ll matter much to PETA once they get Eva in their sights. Remember when PETA created the monnikers ‘The Trollsen Twins’ for Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen? I can imagine what they’ll do to Eva’s name already. Probably Eva Fangoria or something like that. I doubt even PETA will use her new last name! Either way, check out some more pictures of Eva and her brown fur below.

Check out more of Eva below.

PETA doesn’t like fur. The Olsen Twins like fur. So naturally, PETA has been on a collision course with the Olsen twins for some time and it’s finally come to a head with PETA’s online trash campaign against the thin twins. PETA started up the Meet The Trollsen Twins campaign at the Hollywood and Highland complex today with the objective of convincing The Trollsens, I mean Olsen Twins to stop wearing and using fur in their clothing line. PETA’s creative I’d Rather Go Naked anti-fur campaigns in the past have included photographs of celebrities such as Eva Mendes and Christina Applegate wearing nothing but the skin God gave them. Personally, I’ve never been a fan of PETA but only because I already don’t agree with the use of fur, but I do wear leather, so I’m torn. Check out the video of PETA spokesperson Lisa Lange dubbing the fantastically skinny sisters, Hairy-Kate and Trashley Trollsen. And check out pictures from the PETA protest and pictures of the Olsen Twins wearing the aforementioned fur.

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