Posts Tagged ‘Renée Zellweger’
Is Lindsay Over Already?
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
Lindsay Lohan is only 23, but some people think her career is already over! Spike TV has chosen their list of the top ten actresses who’ve passed their expiration date, and Linds was the only name under 30 on the list. The unlucky ladies are:
10. Nicole Kidman
9. Teri Hatcher
8. Drew Barrymore
7. Helen Hunt
6. Renee Zellweger
5. Lindsay Lohan
4. Sarah Jessica Parker
3. Meg Ryan
2. Cameron Diaz
1. Julia Roberts
Admittedly, Spike TV is aimed at the male demo, so they’re choices are based more on “hotness” than acting ability. But you gotta admit, Lindsay ain’t lookin’ so hot these days. Spike was especially nasty when dissing the troubled starlet’s fading film career.
“We don’t want to have to pay 10 to 15 bucks to look at this tore up ho no mo’. Somebody get her a sitcom or a long session of electroshock therapy, just get her the hell out of the movies. Please.” Uh, hasn’t that happened already, guys?
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Why Kenny Dumped Renee
Friday, February 13th, 2009
Short, bald, overrated country singer Kenny Chesney is interviewed in the new issue of Playboy, and when he’s not bragging about how many women he’s bagged or insisting he’s not gay, he tells why his quickie marriage to Renée Zellweger resulted in an even quicker annulment:
“I didn’t have any clue as to what true marriage meant. I was so used to committing to one thing—music—and then I had to totally commit to a second thing, marriage. I didn’t know how to commit to both of them. It was a scary moment for me.”
Poor thing. He’s like 40 years old and can’t commit to a woman. No wonder people think he’s gay. He sounds like Peter Pan. Oh, and on that annulment:
“I talked to my attorney and her attorney. In order for us to get an annulment, the legal papers could claim either physical abuse, which wasn’t true, or three or four other things that also weren’t true. The best thing we could put in there was fraud. So I said, ‘All right, do it. Whatever.’”
If she’s reading this interview, I’ll bet Renée’s thinking how lucky she is she got out. I hate to think of Chesney as a father.
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Renée Steps Out
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009
Actress Renée Zellweger is diving back into the dating pool. Page Six reports that the Oscar winner, who hasn’t been publicly involved with anyone since her short-lived marriage to country singer Kenny Chesney, was seen out Saturday night with MSNBC legal correspondent Dan Abrams.
The pair was seen cuddling up at a table for two at the American Hotel in Sag Harbor. Renée better watch her step, as Abrams has a rep for loving—and leaving—actresses including Elisabeth Rohm of “Law & Order,” Jaime Murray of “Dexter” and supermodel Elle Macpherson.
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