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No Speidi Spawn – For Now

Thursday, October 1st, 2009


It’s a relief to hear that newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are already having problems in the bedroom, because the last thing we need is a Speidi spawn.

When the pair appeared on “The View” today, Pratt revealed he’s been avoiding sex with his wife because he’s afraid she’ll get pregnant. Aren’t there better ways to do that?  Pratt claimed, “She [says] she is not going to tell me she is going to go off her birth control.”

Wifey Heidi stated she wanted babies “sooner than later,” because “My mom was a young mom,” despite her husband’s insistence that he doesn’t want any. Of course, given Spencer’s level of maturity, he wants to be the pampered baby in this relationship.

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Pratts Fall Flat On “I’m a Celebrity…”

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009


So are “The Hills” stars Spencer and Heidi Pratt still on NBC’s wretched reality trainwreck ”I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!“—or not? At this point, it’s doubtful even they know.

On last night’s series debut, the pair acted like total delusional brats, threatening to walk off at least twice. This morning, sources were reporting that the couple had bolted the show and were headed back to L.A. from Costa Rica. 

This afternoon, stories are coming in that the obnoxious newlyweds have had a change of heart, and will return to the series. But will the suits at NBC buy into their drama and take them back? We hope not—but their relieved castmates must be hoping even more that Spencer and Heidi are gone for good.

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Jungle Bungle Starts Tonight

Monday, June 1st, 2009


The least-anticipated show of the summer makes its debut tonight at 8 pm. In case you’ve been trying to forget, 11 D-list famehos celebrities will fight to extend their 15 minutes on the NBC series “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!”

NBC tried to make the motley group of had-beens and never-weres sound interesting with this tidbit from their press release

Heading into the jungle to compete in the wild are: actor Stephen Baldwin (“The Usual Suspects”), Patti Blagojevich (wife of former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich), supermodel and television star Janice Dickinson (“America’s Next Top Model,” “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency”), multi-talented actor Lou Diamond Phillips (“La Bamba,” “Stand and Deliver”), 2007 “American Idol” contestant Sanjaya Malakar, Spencer and Heidi Pratt (stars of MTV’s “The Hills”), NBA great and television personality John Salley (“Best Damn Sports Show Period”), WWE wrestler and beauty queen Torrie Wilson — and comedy duo (and real life best friends) Frances Callier and Angela V. Shelton, also known as “Frangela.”

With this list, it’s not so much a question of who you’d like to have win, but rather which one you’d rather see get eaten by a wild animal, or develop an incurable case of jungle rot. Since there are reports that Speidi have already tried to quit twice in two days, the pair don’t seem likely to make it to the finals. But they should be good for a few laughs as long as they stick around.

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Will Heidi Strip For Playboy?

Thursday, April 30th, 2009


Most new brides won’t be getting naked for anyone except their new spouses, but Heidi Montag can’t keep anything private.

E! News reports the media-loving newlywed will celebrate her marriage to Spencer Pratt by appearing on the July/August cover of Playboy magazine. Sources claim “The Hills” star will keep her naughty bits discreetly covered on the accompanying layout.

I have this horrible vision of Heidi dressed (barely) in a bridal Halloween costume from Frederick’s of Hollywood. Although dollar bills glued over the offending areas would be more appropriate.

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Spedi’s Cheapskate Wedding

Monday, April 27th, 2009


It’s not like we really expected a high-class affair from these two, but it looks like the second wedding of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt was even tackier than predicted.

You would have thought the publicity-loving stars of “The Hills” could have bothered to read a book on wedding etiquette, but it’s doubtful they can read at all. TMZ dished that guests at the Speidi bash didn’t even have access to an open bar. While beer and wine were free, they were charged $10 for mixed drinks. Too bad they weren’t informed ahead of time so they could sneak in their own booze.

If having to pay for their own hard stuff wasn’t bad enough, the food was more suited to a free happy hour at the local bar than an overhyped wedding. The miniscule snacks included a tuna tartar dish and “chicken salad on a cracker.” Yummy! Wonder if they got them on sale at Sam’s Club?

The reception was scheduled to begin at 6 pm, but the doors didn’t even open until 7:30 and the guests of honor finally wandered in around 9 pm. Yep, Speidi’s a class act, all right. Maybe they were too busy shooting retakes, since the wedding was shot for the season finale of “The Hills.” Too bad the guests didn’t have a catering truck on the premises.

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