After failing at practically everything else, Jessica Simpson is finally returning to the genre that made her a star—or at least, a B-list celebrity. 

The Hollywood Reporter reveals Jess will host a VH1 series called “The Price of Beauty,” which will have her traveling the world to examine various notions of what is attractive.  The show begins shooting this summer, with a debut set for 2010. Let’s hope this one doesn’t end as badly as “Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica” did.

Simpson enumerated her qualifications for her new job. “I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect.”

Yeah, that’s sweet, but I wonder how many makeup artists, hairdressers and stylist it will take to make Jess “prefect” enough for the cameras?