Update: Mini-Me’s Sex Tape

Update: Verne’s now suing TMZ for showing a clip of his sex tape online. He filed a suit on Thursday in the U.S. District Court in Los Angeles alleging that the site violated his privacy rights, infringed on his copyright and misappropriated his name and likeness. Kevin Blatt, who distributed Paris Hilton’s sex tape, is also named as a defendant on the suit. Verne claims Kevin stole the tape. Battle on!

Dude, everyone does have a sex tape…even Dr. Evil’s sidekick. Austin Powers star Verne Troyer is the latest celeb whose goings-on in the sack are up for grabs by the public. TMZ is reporting that the sex tape contains shots with Verne’s former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and is now trying to sell it. The same dude who brokered the Paris Hilton sex tape is also brokering this one and there is already a $100,000 offer from Sugar DVD on the bidding table. I’m sure there’s a market out there for this, so Verne should get in on the action, if he hasn’t already. No word yet on who leaked the tape, but Verne does have a new movie out (The Love Guru) that’s not living up to its blockbuster potential, so maybe Justin Timberlake had something to do with this. Or not.